The Fetus Formally Known As Cletus

It is no longer cool or acceptable to call the baby "Cletus". Because it's a girl....and that would be weird.

Things My Students Ask/Say About My Baby

"Mrs. Williams, what if there is llama in your stomach?"

"Oh, or a spider?! That would be crazy...and weird."

"I just hope there's a kid in there."

"How would you dress that baby if you were to journey through the tundra?"

And my personal favorite:

"You should probably name your kid after all of us."

We make things

I made pillows...shocker after the M&M costume experience.

We painted this shelf.

We also painted this nightstand.

I made these flowers and put them on a lamp.

And the best of all...John made this entertainment center. All of it. And then painted it. All of it. What a stud....seriously.

We didn't made this...but we went to Benson's blessing. It was fun to be around family and to hang out with this little guy.

In Every Show Comes a Song Like This One...

John and I went and saw Spamalot this weekend. It was one we wanted to see while we were in New York but it had already left. We were really excited when we saw it was coming to Salt Lake. The show was amazing. The singers did a great job and the show was hilarious. We were laughing SO hard.
Here is one of the songs from Spamalot if you are unfamiliar with it. This isn't from the show we went to...but it was just as good.

Being Preggers.

Being Preggers is weird. REALLY weird. I used to go to the bathroom twice a day....if I was lucky. Now, it's 6 or 7 times a day. Seriously....how is my rear handling this? Next, everything makes me sick. EVERYTHING. I live off of cereal and bread and slushies. Also, don't be expecting preggers pictures. I don't want to be remembered as jack nasty. Especially now...I'm not showing, I'm just fat.
I am due August 9...The same day as my sister Megan. Who does that? (Actually, it's SUPER weird to think about so let's not.) To be fair, my ultrasound says the babeh is coming at 7 am....which is probably before her.
Sorry this post doesn't have pictures...like I said, no one will be taking in the plump that is now my body.

With our powers combined.....

Seriously...We Are So Boring.

No lie. We are seriously so boring. We don't do anything. So when you buddies get in our grill about not blogging...you really aren't missing out on anything.
However, recent holiday events transpired and we have pictures. There are even some nasty hairstyles you can enjoy.

First nasty hairstyle...the "butt-cut". This was John's thing in high school. Guess who got a haircut that night?
This is the "old man Beiber". We had Justin Beiber fever.

I got a Kindle for Christmas. John totally out-gifted me. The mutt. My screen saver is Agatha Christie...no I don't know how to choose what my screensaver is.

Don't mind our mess....or our nasty house. We got a TV for christmas.

The most exciting thing was Baby Benson being born. What a stud!

Christmas with the Fosters. John loves Christmas.

Everyone.

Also, we went to the Lott's for New Years in St. George. However, I forgot to take pictures. Just know that I was the Rock Band king....as I always am.